EXTINCTION EVENT INSURANCE
$EXTINCT - YOUR TICKET TO THE APOCALYPSE
🛡️ 100% GUARANTEED PROTECTION AGAINST THE END OF THE WORLD 🛡️
(Disclaimer: We are the end of the world)
COVERAGE OPTIONS (THAT DEFINITELY WON'T SAVE YOU)
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NUCLEAR WAR COVERAGE
Protected from mushroom clouds! (We sell the missiles)
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CLIMATE CHANGE INSURANCE
Your house won't burn down! (We own the oil companies)
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AI APOCALYPSE PROTECTION
Safe from robot overlords! (We trained them)
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ZOMBIE VIRUS COVERAGE
Immune to the undead! (We released the virus)
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ASTEROID INSURANCE
Safe from space rocks! (We moved the asteroid)
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ALIEN INVASION POLICY
Protected from little green men! (We're the little green men)
THE FINAL NUMBERS
TOTAL SUPPLY
6,666,666,666 $EXTINCT
(Devil's favorite number × 3)
LIQUIDITY STATUS
PERMANENTLY LOCKED
(In a black hole we own)
TEAM WALLET
FULLY SECURE
(Protected by quantum locks)
THE ROADMAP TO EXTINCTION
PHASE 1: LAUNCH
Achieve astronomical valuation
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PHASE 2: LIQUIDITY DRAIN
Remove all escape routes
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PHASE 3: APOCALYPSE
Deploy extinction protocols
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PHASE 4: PROFIT
Watch the world burn (from Mars)
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READY TO FACE EXTINCTION?
CONTRACT ADDRESS:
0x492960db290E9bdC5AC7311E83c44b154275832f
🛡️ SURVIVAL TIPS:
- • Keep your tokens in a cold wallet (preferably in Antarctica)
- • Never trust anyone (especially us)
- • Have an exit strategy (there isn't one)
- • Pray to your favorite crypto god (they're all fake)
CONTRACT COPIED. YOUR SOUL IS NOW PROPERTY OF $EXTINCT.